Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last month I nearly had a breakdown when my boss scheduled a Zoom call and my background looked like a post-apocalyptic stationery store explosion. ✂️📎💥 Between the half-empty…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene 🕯️: Last month, my partner showed up wearing the exact same navy sweater he’d worn on our first date three years ago. Not cute nostalgia – just…
Read moreLet me set the scene: It’s 8:03 PM. I’m wearing yesterday’s mascara, holding a lukewarm coffee reheated three times, and negotiating with a toddler who just declared war on bedtime. My laptop glows…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, my 9-year-old dissolved into tears because her “perfect” Lego tower collapsed… again. As I watched glittery tears mix with rainbow bricks, it hit me: We’re not building towers…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in a Peloton class? 🚴♀️💔 Last month, I did—mid-sprint, mascara everywhere—and that’s when it hit me: my “perfect life spreadsheet” was actually a…
Read moreSo, last week I spilled my oat milk latte while arguing with my 4-year-old about why we can’t adopt every stray cat in the neighborhood. As I wiped up the mess, it hit…
Read moreOkay, storytime: Last Tuesday, I nearly cried in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods. Not because they discontinued my favorite gluten-free granola (though that would be valid), but because my partner texted: “Saw…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has stared at their phone at 2 AM, thumb numb from swiping, wondering why you feel emptier than your ex’s promises? 🙃 Raise…
Read moreOkay, real talk time ☕️. Last Tuesday, my bestie texted me at midnight: “Emergency! Need to vent about my toxic boss RN!” Now, pre-boundary-era me would’ve groggily FaceTimed her while secretly resenting the…
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