“Why I Started Dating Like a CEO (Spoiler: My Love Life Got a Promotion πŸ“ˆ)”

Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…

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“Wait, Am I Actually Raising a Tiny Human or Just a WiFi-Dependent Goblin? πŸ€””

Okay, confession time: Last Tuesday, I found my 8-year-old negotiating with Alexa about why she shouldn’t have to eat broccoli. Not me. Not her dad. Alexa. πŸ’€ That’s when it hit me –…

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Why My Husband Isn’t My Best Friend (And Yours Shouldn’t Be Either)

Okay, let’s get real. πŸ’β™€οΈ I nearly spit out my oat milk latte last week when my yoga buddy asked, “Don’t you wish your husband was your best friend?” Cue record scratch. Friend?…

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Why I Stopped Playing Games in Dating (And You Should Too) πŸ·πŸ’”

Let me start with a confession: I used to screen-shot every vaguely flirtatious text and dissect it with my girls like we were solving Cold War espionage codes. πŸ˜‚ Then one rainy Tuesday,…

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Minimalism is Boring? Think Again! How I Turned My Cluttered Cave into a Zen Oasis (Without Losing My Personality)

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 When my best friend first suggested “minimalist living,” I pictured one of those creepy all-white apartments where you’re scared to sit down. You know –…

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Why My Yoga Mat Became My Therapist (Spoiler: It’s Cheaper Than Wine)

Look, I’ll admit it – I didn’t crawl onto a yoga mat seeking enlightenment. I showed up because my lower back screamed louder than my Spotify playlist after eight hours of laptop hunching….

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Why My Blazer Became My Best Work Weapon (And Yours Should Too) πŸ’Όβœ¨

Okay, real talk: did anyone else used to stand in front of their closet at 7 AM muttering β€œI have nothing to wear” while surrounded by clothes? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Raise your hand if you’ve…

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How My Marriage Survived Toddler Tornadoes & Teen Eye Rolls (Spoiler: It’s Not What You Think)

Okay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary lattes β˜•. Three years ago, I nearly filed divorce papers because my husband used my $48 French face cream as FOOT LOTION. πŸ’€ While I…

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“Swipe Left on BS: My Unfiltered Dating Rules as a 20-Something Hot Mess πŸ’„πŸ”₯”

Okay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So there I was last Tuesday, sitting cross-legged on my yoga mat (read: Target bath mat I pretend is chic) when my bestie…

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Why I Let My Kid Eat Dirt (And Other Unpopular Parenting Truths)

Okay, real talk: who else just googled “how to keep tiny humans alive” yesterday? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Between diaper blowouts and 3 AM existential crises about screen time, I’ve decided parenting is just adult life…

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