Let me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – how many of us have ugly-cried into a pint of ice cream because someone “just didn’t get it”? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly threw my partner’s gaming controller…
Read moreSo… my toddler threw a tantrum in the cereal aisle yesterday 🥣💥. Picture this: Coco Puffs flying like confetti, my husband frozen mid-avocado-inspection, and me doing that awkward half-laugh/half-cry face strangers give when…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 👀 – who else has accidentally turned a “babe, did you feed the cat?” conversation into a full-blown Cold War situation? ✋ Last week, I found myself passionately arguing…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
Read moreOkay real talk – when’s the last time you looked in the mirror and actually liked what you saw? 👀 For years, I treated my body like a DIY project gone wrong, slathering…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else’s toddler interrogates them about cloud formations during rush hour traffic? 👶🍼 Yesterday, mine hit me with “Mama, why don’t airplanes wear hats?” while I was parallel parking….
Read moreOkay, so I just had THE most awkward coffee date of my life – and honey, I’ve survived Tinder ghosting and a guy who showed up wearing socks with sandals. 💀 Let’s talk…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. You know that moment at 3 AM when you’re elbow-deep in diaper chaos, your partner’s snoring through the baby monitor’s symphony, and you suddenly think: “Did we just sign…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💬 Last week, I texted my partner “We need to talk” after he forgot (again) to take out the recycling. Cue the 48-hour Cold War of passive-aggressive dishwashing and…
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