Okay, let’s get real. The other day, I was scrolling through my bank statement (big mistake, I know) and noticed I’d spent $87 at Target on… checks notes… a scented candle, fuzzy socks,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I showed up to a bougie rooftop brunch in what was essentially a glorified nap outfit: billowy linen pants, a cropped cashmere sweater, and gasp sneakers. My…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕: Who else feels like modern life is just noise? Between my Slack pings, 2am doomscrolling, and that one coworker who breathes like a pug during Zoom calls 🐶,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get one thing straight: I used to be the queen of “safe” makeup. You know the drill – neutral lids, MLBB lips, that one blush shade that vaguely resembles “I maybe…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk: When was the last time you peed without someone screaming “MOOOOM” through the door? 🚽💔 Or ate a salad that wasn’t shoveled between Zoom calls? We’re out here running…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about this whole “happily ever after” business 👰♀️💍. Two years ago, I stood in a David’s Bridal dressing room ugly-crying into a tulle monstrosity that cost more than…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when’s the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone glancing at their phone? 🙃 I had a wake-up call last month when my best friend tearfully confessed…
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