Okay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, my partner looked at me over cold pizza and said, “We need to break up.” My first thought? Cool, guess I’ll adopt 17 cats and start…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 I was elbow-deep in a bag of Doritos last night (Cool Ranch, duh) when my screen lit up with: “Hey gorgeous 😏 Wanna Netflix and…”…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has googled “how to stay married after kids” at 2 AM while rocking a screaming toddler? 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: last Tuesday, my “date night…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. Last Wednesday I found myself ugly-crying into a tub of expired hummus while simultaneously googling “how to adult” at 2AM. 🥺 That’s when it hit me – my…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the chamomile tea ☕. Last Tuesday, I canceled plans with my actual soulmate (my weighted blanket) to go on a date with a guy who described himself as a “spiritual…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The other day, I was scrolling through my bank statement (big mistake, I know) and noticed I’d spent $87 at Target on… checks notes… a scented candle, fuzzy socks,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I showed up to a bougie rooftop brunch in what was essentially a glorified nap outfit: billowy linen pants, a cropped cashmere sweater, and gasp sneakers. My…
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