“Why Are We All So Confused? My 2-Year Experiment With Modern Dating πŸ’”βž‘οΈπŸ’˜”

Okay babes, let’s get REAL about dating in 2023. You know that moment when you’re swiping right on a guy holding a fish (why do they all hold fish? 🐟), simultaneously texting your…

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“Why Dating Feels Like a Side Hustle in 2024 (And How to Quit the Grind)”

Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday, I found myself sitting across from a hedge fund manager-turned-yoga instructor who spent 20 minutes explaining why pineapple does belong on pizza πŸπŸ• while secretly swiping…

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“Why My Boyfriend Finally Understood Me After I Stopped Speaking English πŸ˜œπŸ’˜”

Okay girls, confession time: I used to be that person who’d dramatically sigh and say β€œyou just don’t get me” mid-argument… until I realized my communication skills were stuck in 2016 TikTok comment…

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Calm is My Superpower (And You Can Steal My Secrets) 😌🌿

Okay babes, let’s get real – who else has accidentally worn their leggings inside-out to yoga class and cried over spilt oat milk this week? πŸ™ƒ Raise your hand if chaos is your…

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Why My Tiny Kitchen Became My Happy Place πŸ₯‘ (Spoiler: It’s Not Just the Wine)

Okay, real talk: when did standing in my kitchen chopping zucchini become more therapeutic than my actual therapy sessions? πŸ§˜β™€οΈ Two years ago, I’d have laughed if you told me I’d voluntarily spend…

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Why Your Partner Can’t Read Your Mind (And 3 Ways to Fix It)

Okay ladies, let’s get real. πŸ™Œ Last night I tried the classic “silent treatment” when my partner forgot our taco Tuesday tradition. Three hours later? He thought I was just “really into my…

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“🚨 PSA: I Tried Every Dating Trend So You Don’t Have To (Spoiler: This Actually Works)”

Okay babes, let’s get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. πŸŒ‹ Here’s the tea…

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Oops, My Kid Called Me “Roommate” – Let’s Talk About Glueing Families Back Together πŸ’₯πŸ‘©πŸ‘§πŸ‘¦

So there I was last Tuesday, scrubbing glitter glue off my favorite sweater (parenting hack: never wear nice clothes before bedtime stories), when my 8-year-old casually dropped this bomb: “Mom, you’re kinda like…

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Swipe Fatigue is Real: My 5 Unfiltered Truths About Modern Dating (And How to Keep Your Sanity) πŸ’…

Okay, let’s get real – ever swiped right so much your thumb needs a massage? πŸ’†β™€οΈ Same, girl. Last Tuesday night, I found myself debating whether to wear my “I ❀️ Tacos” crop…

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Why I Waited 5 Years to Have Kids (And How It Saved My Marriage)

Okay, real talk – who else got bombarded with “So when are the kids coming?” at their wedding reception? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Let’s unpack that glitter-coated pressure cooker called “building a family.” Spoiler: My husband…

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