Okay, let’s get real. 👀 I almost threw my oat milk latte at my boyfriend last week because he replied “K.” to my 17-paragraph analysis of Taylor Swift’s new album. ☕️😤 Sound familiar?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💁♀️ Last Thursday night, I found myself sitting across from a perfectly nice human who described his ideal vacation as “watching eSports tournaments in his gaming chair.” I smiled…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else spent last night doomscrolling through apocalyptic climate news while stress-eating vegan cookie dough? 🙋♀️✨ Let’s face it: modern life’s basically a TikTok dance challenge where the choreography…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you truly unplugged? Not just closed your laptop, but actually let your brain breathe? 🧠💨 For me, it took a full-blown meltdown in the shower…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👶💥 I just survived a Target meltdown where my toddler tried to ride a watermelon like a horse while my newborn projectile-spit-up on a display of organic cotton onesies….
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone scrolling Instagram mid-sentence? 🙃 Last week, I nearly broke up with my boyfriend over a cinnamon roll…
Read moreOkay real talk – when I finally looked at my calendar last month, I realized I’d scheduled a dentist appointment for my dog but hadn’t showered in two days. 🐶🚿 That’s when it…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. [sips matcha latte dramatically] Have you ever had one of those weeks where your skincare routine consists solely of crying in the shower? 🙃 Last Tuesday, I accidentally…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I tried to microwave my phone charger. 🍷✨ Not my finest hour, but hey—when your brain’s fried from Zoom marathons and pretending to enjoy kale…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👋 The other day at Whole Foods, I literally tripped over a toddler screaming for organic gummy bears while my husband stood frozen like a confused meerkat. That’s when…
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