You know that moment when you’re simultaneously rage-scrolling through 37 tabs while stress-eating granola straight from the bag? Yeah, me neither. cough Let’s just say my nervous system recently filed for divorce from…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has ugly-cried into their oat milk latte while doomscrolling through ThatGirl morning routines? 🙋♀️☕ Last year, I hit peak “hot mess” status: panic attacks during Zoom…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕: Who else feels like modern life is just noise? Between my Slack pings, 2am doomscrolling, and that one coworker who breathes like a pug during Zoom calls 🐶,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat down with your thoughts and didn’t immediately reach for your phone? 🧐 For me, it was approximately… checks notes… never. Until I accidentally…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else used to treat Sundays like a pre-Monday panic attack? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever spent the “day of rest” doom-scrolling work emails, cramming forgotten chores,…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk: When was the last time you peed without someone screaming “MOOOOM” through the door? 🚽💔 Or ate a salad that wasn’t shoveled between Zoom calls? We’re out here running…
Read moreOkay, confession time: who else here has panic-scrambled to shove dirty laundry under the bed before a Zoom call? 🙋♀️ raises hand while guiltily eyeing the yoga mat currently doubling as a coffee…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: I used to think yoga was just glorified stretching for people who owned too many linen pants. Then one Tuesday, after spending 20 minutes crying in my car because…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I had a full-blown meltdown in the Whole Foods checkout line because they ran out of my favorite coconut yogurt. The cashier side-eyed me like I’d announced…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you actually enjoyed a bubble bath without mentally drafting your grocery list? 📝🛁 Yeah, me neither. Let’s unpack this whole “self-care” circus – because somewhere…
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