Okay, let’s get real. This morning, I nearly poured coffee into my cereal bowl while simultaneously Googling “why do I feel like a microwaved potato at 7 AM?” 🥴 Sound familiar? If you’re…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – who else has tried every $75 serum only to wake up looking like a pepperoni pizza? 🙋♀️ Last month, I found myself rage-texting my bestie at 2AM:…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. When was the last time you read an entire recipe without switching to Instagram DMs? Or finished a Netflix show without simultaneously online-stalking your ex’s cousin? 🙃 Two…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I once bought a $200 meditation cushion that’s now collecting dust under my bed. 🛏️ Why? Because trying to “sit still and breathe” for 20 minutes felt like negotiating with…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 How many of you have ever slammed a mascara wand into your eyeball at 7 AM and thought, “This is my self-care?” 🙋♀️ Yeah, me…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last month, I tripped over a plastic dinosaur again, spilled my third coffee of the day, and had an existential crisis while staring at Mount…
Read moreEver had one of those days where your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open? 📱💻📊 I did—until I discovered my nostrils are basically the control-alt-delete buttons for anxiety. Let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Have you ever woken up to 47 notifications before your brain even registered it was morning? Last Tuesday, I opened Instagram to a reel of…
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