Picture this: You’re standing in front of the mirror at 7 AM, half-awake, and suddenly your brain serves up a steaming hot take: “Those jeans make you look like overstuffed sausage casing.” 🥴…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who here has ever cried while contouring? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last Tuesday, I literally smudged my eyeliner while sobbing over a text message. But then something…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – I used to scroll through those Santorini sunset pics with infinity pools and think “must be nice to have Elon Musk’s credit card”. Then I accidentally became…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has ugly-cried into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s while Googling “how to adult” at 2am? 🙋♀️ Last month, I nearly had a meltdown at Trader Joe’s…
Read moreOkay, let me spill the tea ☕️. Last month, I had what I’ll gracefully call a “functional meltdown.” You know the vibe: crying in the office bathroom at 3 PM, surviving on stale…
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