Okay, real talk – who else hits snooze until their phone starts judging them? 🙋♀️ I used to wake up feeling like I’d been run over by a parade of existential crises. My…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has 37 browser tabs open in their head right now? 🙋♀️ Between my phone blowing up with TikTok alerts, that passive-aggressive work email, and my inner monologue…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When’s the last time you legit did nothing? 🧐 Not TikTok-scrolling “nothing,” not multitasking-while-moisturizing “nothing”—I mean full-on staring at your monstera plant like it’s about to reveal the meaning of…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. Did you know the average person spends 1.5 years of their life doing skincare? That’s 547 days of our precious time slathering, patting, and masking….
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Raise your hand if this sounds familiar: You grab coffee with a girlfriend, but within 10 minutes you’re both guiltily scrolling TikTok under the table like Victorian children…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing in front of the mirror at 7 AM, half-awake, and suddenly your brain serves up a steaming hot take: “Those jeans make you look like overstuffed sausage casing.” 🥴…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who here has ever cried while contouring? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last Tuesday, I literally smudged my eyeliner while sobbing over a text message. But then something…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – I used to scroll through those Santorini sunset pics with infinity pools and think “must be nice to have Elon Musk’s credit card”. Then I accidentally became…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has ugly-cried into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s while Googling “how to adult” at 2am? 🙋♀️ Last month, I nearly had a meltdown at Trader Joe’s…
Read moreOkay, let me spill the tea ☕️. Last month, I had what I’ll gracefully call a “functional meltdown.” You know the vibe: crying in the office bathroom at 3 PM, surviving on stale…
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