“Self-Care Isn’t Bubble Baths (Wait, What?) My Unfiltered Wellness Wake-Up Call”

Okay, real talk: when was the last time you peed? 💦 No, seriously. I’m sitting here with my third latte of the morning, realizing I’ve been “holding it” for two hours because deadlines….

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“Confidence Isn’t Born, It’s Bathed (Here’s How I Stopped Hiding Behind My Sweatpants) 🛁✨”

Okay, real talk: I used to think “self-care” was just a fancy term rich people used to justify $80 candles. 😂 Then I hit a slump where my confidence tanked faster than my…

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My Uterus is Bossy and I’m Here for It: A Savage Guide to Loving Your Cycle

Okay, real talk – who else grew up thinking their period was a monthly apocalypse? 🙋♀️ I used to hide tampons up my sleeve like contraband and cancel plans because “I’m fine, just…

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“Why I Quit Time Management (And How It Saved My Life) ✨”

Picture this: me, 11 PM, standing in the cereal aisle of a 24-hour grocery store wearing pajama pants and mismatched socks, sobbing over a box of gluten-free granola. Why? Because my color-coded Google…

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Why My Cat Has Better Time Management Skills Than Me (And What I Learned)

Look, I’ll admit it: last Tuesday, I spent 17 minutes frantically searching for my keys while my cat, Mochi, sat grooming herself with the serene focus of a Buddhist monk. 🐱✨ That’s when…

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How Staying Present Saved My Sanity (and My Spreadsheets)

Okay, let me paint you a picture: It’s 10 AM. My third coffee has just baptized my keyboard ☕💻, Slack notifications are erupting like a volcanic island 🌋, and my to-do list has…

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“Balance Is a Myth (And Other Lies I Tell Myself While Eating Ice Cream in the Bath) 🍦✨”

Okay ladies, real talk time. [sips matcha latte dramatically] Have you ever had one of those weeks where your skincare routine consists solely of crying in the shower? 🙃 Last Tuesday, I accidentally…

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“Why My Period Became My Best Frenemy (And Yours Should Too)”

Okay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. Who else’s uterus occasionally acts like a dramatic Shakespearean heroine? 🎭 Cue the crampy soliloquies, mysterious mood swings, and that one rogue pimple that shows…

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Why I’m Throwing Shade at My Uterus (And You Should Too)

Ugh, my cramps are trying to ruin my weekend plans again… 🌪️💥 Raise your hand if your uterus has ever gaslit you into thinking you’re totally fine right before unleashing its wrath? 🙋♀️…

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“Blood, Moods & Glitter Bombs: Why I’m Throwing Shade at Period Shame (And You Should Too)”

Okay, real talk time. 🩸 I just spilled matcha latte on my new linen pants while frantically searching my bag for a tampon in a café bathroom. As I stood there looking like…

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