Okay babes, picture this: I’m standing in line at Whole Foods, mentally rewriting an email I sent three days ago while simultaneously planning next year’s vacation and calculating how many avocados I need…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who here has ever cried while contouring? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last Tuesday, I literally smudged my eyeliner while sobbing over a text message. But then something…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the time I accidentally became a woo-woo meditation convert while just trying to fix my bad posture. 🙃 Remember that phase when everyone was buying those…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think yoga was just expensive napping. 🤸♀️ Cue me dramatically rolling eyes at Lululemon-clad influencers 🌚 Then came 2020 – the year my stress levels moonwalked past…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else here has tried to “manifest inner peace” by buying $80 crystal-infused yoga pants… only to end up rage-crying in a downward dog position when your cat knocks over…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it – last year, my “self-care routine” involved aggressively mouthing Taylor Swift lyrics while scrubbing burnt quinoa off pans. 🍷💆♀️ Then one Tuesday, after accidentally replying-all to a passive-aggressive work…
Read moreOkay babes, real talk: Who else wakes up on Mondays feeling like a squirrel that accidentally mainlined espresso? 🙃 Last month, I was THAT girl – you know, the one frantically searching for…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at a pile of unfolded laundry while mentally rehearsing an argument I’d had three days prior. My shoulders were doing…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else spent last night doomscrolling through apocalyptic climate news while stress-eating vegan cookie dough? 🙋♀️✨ Let’s face it: modern life’s basically a TikTok dance challenge where the choreography…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Between my chaotic work deadlines, endless group chats, and that one friend who still thinks 2 AM voice notes are acceptable, my brain recently resembled a TikTok feed…
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