Okay, real talk: Did anyone else used to think meditation was just…privileged people humming in linen pants? 🙃 I mean, as someone who considers “multitasking” my middle name (RIP my 37 abandoned Netflix…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else feels like 2 PM hits like a rogue wave at the beach? 🏄♀️ One minute you’re powering through emails, the next you’re eyeing your third iced latte…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Who else has woken up at 3 AM with their brain screaming things like “Did I accidentally ‘reply all’ to that email with a cat meme?” or “What if…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I once bought a $200 meditation cushion that’s now collecting dust under my bed. 🛏️ Why? Because trying to “sit still and breathe” for 20 minutes felt like negotiating with…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🫣 How many of you have ever slammed a mascara wand into your eyeball at 7 AM and thought, “This is my self-care?” 🙋♀️ Yeah, me…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else’s brain come pre-installed with 47 browser tabs and a pop-up ad for “That Thing You Said in 2012” at 3 AM? 🥴 For years, my mind felt…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else roll their eyes at meditation influencers before? ✋ I used to scroll past those “zen goddesses” whispering about chakras while petting crystals like they were house cats….
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last month, my mental state resembled a TikTok algorithm on crack. You know that feeling when your thoughts are like 47 open browser tabs, someone’s aggressively microwaving popcorn in the…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real: the last time I tried “traditional meditation,” I lasted 37 seconds before mentally drafting my grocery list. But guess what? I’ve accidentally stumbled into a zen state daily –…
Read moreLook, I used to think meditation was just for people who owned too many crystals or posted sunset yoga pics with blessed. 🙄 My brain? It’s like a TikTok algorithm gone rogue—constant chatter,…
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