Okay real talk – when was the last time you actually sat still without reaching for your phone? 🧐 For me, it was approximately… checks Apple Screen Time stats …never. Our brains have…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else feels like “work-life balance” is just code for “you’re failing at both”? 🙋♀️ For years, I chased productivity like it was the last croissant at a Parisian bakery…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else feels like they’re perpetually juggling 17 tabs in their brain? 🙃 Between work Zooms, remembering to water the sad basil plant, and pretending we’re not 3 days late…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. sips matcha latte aggressively 🍵 Did anyone else grow up thinking “self-care” meant occasionally using the fancy body wash your aunt gifted you at Christmas? Fast…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spilled matcha on my laptop, forgot my bestie’s birthday, and accidentally wore mismatched earrings to a Zoom call. Cue dramatic sigh. Sound familiar? We’ve all been…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has cried in a Target parking lot because their to-do list reproduced like gremlins after midnight? 🙋♀️ (Just me? Doubt it.) Last month, I accidentally wore…
Read moreOkay but WHY am I still exhausted after three hours of “self-care” TikTok tutorials? 🥱📱 Let me paint you a picture: Me last Tuesday, submerged in a bathtub full of pastel bath bombs,…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Last Tuesday, I was sitting in my favorite café, drowning in a sea of to-do lists, when my friend Zoe walked in looking obnoxiously put-together. No eye…
Read morePicture this: It’s 8:17 AM. You’re sprinting through your apartment like a decaffeinated squirrel 🐿️, hunting for keys while simultaneously trying to button your blouse. Your phone buzzes with three calendar reminders and…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have a to-do list that’s longer than a CVS receipt? 🙋♀️ Same, girl. For years, I proudly waved my color-coded planners like productivity battle flags… only…
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