Okay babes, let me tell you about the day I accidentally spilled cold brew on my color-coded planner and discovered I’d been productivity-shaming myself for years. ☕️🤦♀️ Remember those TikTok tours of “perfect…
Read morePicture this: me, 11 PM, standing in the cereal aisle of a 24-hour grocery store wearing pajama pants and mismatched socks, sobbing over a box of gluten-free granola. Why? Because my color-coded Google…
Read moreOkay girlies, let’s get real. Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM (yes, that specific), I found myself ugly-crying into a $8 matcha latte while my phone buzzed with 12 unread Slack notifications. That’s when…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. Last week, I was sipping my oat milk latte (extra foam, obviously) and realized something: I could name every shade of Fenty Beauty’s gloss bomb lineup,…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else feels like they’re constantly herding hyperactive kittens while juggling flaming torches? 🙃 Last month, I literally showed up to a Zoom meeting wearing two different earrings while…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Raise your hand if your to-do list currently looks like a Jackson Pollock painting 🎨 – chaotic, confusing, and low-key stressing you out? raises both hands…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: last Tuesday, I spent 17 minutes frantically searching for my keys while my cat, Mochi, sat grooming herself with the serene focus of a Buddhist monk. 🐱✨ That’s when…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Between my 6 AM spin class, back-to-back Zoom meetings, and that one family group chat that won’t stop buzzing, I used to feel like a squirrel on an…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – who else here used to think yoga was just fancy stretching for people who eat kale chips unironically? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if your first “mindful movement”…
Read moreOkay sis, let’s get real. 🫖 sips matcha latte while doggo naps on my feet Remember when we all bought those pastel planners in January, swore we’d wake up at 5 AM for…
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