Okay babes, let’s get real. Two years ago, my closet looked like a TikTok haul video exploded in it 🎇. Fast fashion polyester mountains, expired serums I impulse-bought during a 3AM insomnia scroll,…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s talk about the existential crisis hanging in your closet. You know the one – that “professional outfit” you wore to three Zoom meetings, a promotion interview, and that time you…
Read moreHey lovelies! Let me start with a totally random question: Have you ever tripped over a decorative cactus while chasing your cat at 2 AM? 🌵 No? Just me? Cool. Anyway, today we’re…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. When I walked into Zara last week wearing neon bike shorts and my mom’s vintage Chanel blazer (fight me, fashion police 👮♀️), a salesgirl actually said: “That’s… bold…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing in front of your closet having a full-on existential crisis while holding three nearly identical striped shirts. Been there? Oh honey, let’s pour some matcha and talk about how…
Read moreOkay, real talk: is anyone else’s brain a Pinterest board on steroids? 🧠💥 One minute I’m Googling “minimalist capsule wardrobe,” the next I’m elbow-deep in a TikTok rabbit hole about Scandinavian closet systems….
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s talk about the elephant in the room… Why does “empowering fashion” usually mean shoulder pads that could impale someone or heels that require a PhD in balance? 🙃 This week,…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: it’s 10 AM, and I’m sipping lavender oat milk latte 3 while my cat, Sir Whiskers Von Fluffington, naps strategically across my keyboard. Meanwhile, my bestie Sarah…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at 6pm feeling hangry and defeated? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while clutching emergency chocolate. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment –…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec ☕. Last week, I walked into a fitting room clutching a sequined mini skirt AND a linen midi dress. The 22-year-old salesgirl gave me that…
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