Okay, let’s get real. The last time I tried hosting a dinner party, I burned the garlic bread, forgot to defrost the shrimp, and accidentally served a “deconstructed” charcuterie board (read: I dropped…
Read moreLook, I’d rather scrub my bathroom tiles with a toothbrush than spend hours chopping kale. ⏳🚫 Yet here I am – a reformed cooking hater – preaching the gospel of meal prep. Why?…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think “radiant skin” was code for “has a 12-step skincare routine and a personal chef.” 😅 My idea of a glow-up involved chugging green juice while meditating…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing at the airport security line watching someone frantically unpack their overstuffed carry-on while you casually sip your oat milk latte ☕, knowing your perfectly packed bag will glide through…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else feels like “work-life balance” is just code for “you’re failing at both”? 🙋♀️ For years, I chased productivity like it was the last croissant at a Parisian bakery…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I rolled out of bed this morning looking like I’d wrestled a bag of Cheetos in my sleep 🛌🍊. Then I remembered—I’m basically a walking Pinterest board of makeup shortcuts….
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