Okay real talk ladies… 👀 Remember that time I cried in SoulCycle because the instructor yelled “THIS IS WHERE YOU EARN YOUR BRUNCH!” while my quads screamed bloody murder? Yeahhh, let’s never revisit…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has cried over a “perfect” kale salad? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I was that girl weighing avocado slices like they held the secret to eternal happiness. Then…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think fitness meant chasing that “drenched-in-sweat-or-did-you-even-try?” aesthetic. 🏋️♀️ Cue me gasping on treadmill 3 at 6 AM, glaring at Instagram influencers deadlifting small cars. Then one morning,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to have a terrible relationship with my blender. Not because it couldn’t make smoothies, but because I’d guiltily eyeball spinach portions like a carb-fearing maniac. Sound familiar? 🙈…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has tried to “be good” with a kale salad for lunch only to face-plant into a cookie jar by 3pm? 🙋♀️ ✨ Let me take you on my…
Read moreOkay, real talk over matcha lattes ☕: When did “being healthy” start feeling like a part-time job nobody pays us for? Between Instagram influencers doing sunrise pilates and TikTokers chugging celery juice, I…
Read moreOkay, real talk: How many of you have secretly hated your “wellness journey” at 6 AM while chugging kale smoothies and glaring at a treadmill? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last month, I caught…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – the last time I tried “embracing fitness,” I ended up crying in downward dog while my cat judged me. 🐈⬛😂 But after years of cycling through kale smoothie…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Remember that time I tried to “healthily enjoy” a pint of ice cream while secretly calculating how many burpees it equaled? Spoiler: It tasted like…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🥗 Remember that time I tried to “adult” by meal-prepping quinoa bowls? They turned out looking like sad bird food, and I ended up rage-ordering pizza at 9…
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