Okay, real talk: when was the last time you went to a dinner party and didn’t get asked why you’re still single? 🙃 If your answer is “never,” welcome to the club, sis….
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has fallen down the “5 AM club” rabbit hole and emerged feeling like a sleep-deprived zombie? 🙋♀️ Raises half-empty coffee mug Yep, that was me last year—obsessively setting…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last month, I had a full-blown meltdown in front of my overstuffed closet. Picture this: me, sitting cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by 7 nearly identical…
Read moreLet’s get real, mama – did you also fall down a Pinterest rabbit hole last night comparing your toddler’s bento box to miniature food art while secretly eating cold pizza over the sink?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I showed up to my dentist appointment wearing two different earrings, forgot my bestie’s birthday until 3PM, and accidentally texted my grocery list to my boss…
Read moreOkay confession time: last week I cried into my matcha latte because my partner forgot to unload the dishwasher. Again. 🍵💔 But here’s the plot twist—it wasn’t about the dishes. It was about…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has tripped over a “maybe someday” pile of clothes while chasing a coffee mug through their own kitchen? ☕️ That was me six months ago, drowning in…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – my mornings used to look like a TikTok glitch montage. Alarm snoozed 3x ➡️ tripping over yoga pants ➡️ chugging cold brew while mascara drips into my cereal…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret: I used to think my cluttered apartment was “cozy.” Then one night, I tripped over a decorative cactus (yes, really 🌵) while hunting for my keys, and…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 🍷. When I first downsized to a 500 sq ft Barcelona apartment (goodbye suburban McMansion dreams!), I thought minimalism meant living with three plates and a sad beige…
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