Okay, let’s get real. 👀 Last night, my best friend Sarah stormed out of my apartment because I “helpfully” pointed out her new boyfriend looks like that squirrel from Ice Age. 🐿️ Cue…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last Tuesday, I found my 8-year-old negotiating with Alexa about why she shouldn’t have to eat broccoli. Not me. Not her dad. Alexa. 💀 That’s when it hit me –…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I used to screen-shot every vaguely flirtatious text and dissect it with my girls like we were solving Cold War espionage codes. 😂 Then one rainy Tuesday,…
Read moreOkay moms, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, whispering “ommm” while my 4-year-old lobbed organic rice puffs at a startled stock clerk. 🥴…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else just googled “how to keep tiny humans alive” yesterday? 🙋♀️ Between diaper blowouts and 3 AM existential crises about screen time, I’ve decided parenting is just adult life…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene. 🎧 I’m sitting at my favorite café (the one with the oat milk lattes that cost more than my Wi-Fi bill), pretending to read Kierkegaard while eavesdropping…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🍷 I used to be THAT girl – you know, the one who’d wait exactly 73 minutes before replying to a “Hey gorgeous” text (calculated using my secret…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last month, I accidentally wore white linen pants on Day 2 of my cycle because my calendar app lied to me about ovulation math. Cue the frantic pharmacy…
Read moreSo, I was sipping my oat milk latte with my girl Jess last weekend when she dropped this bomb: “I followed ALL the rules – waited 3 hours to text back, played coy…
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