Okay ladies, real talk time ☕️. Last Tuesday I found myself ugly-crying into a $7 matcha latte because: a) my dating app notifications sounded like crickets chirping, b) my “self-care Sunday” face mask…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary matcha lattes ☕️. Last Thursday, I watched my friend Sarah spend 3 hours crafting the “perfect” text – you know, the kind where you wait…
Read moreOkay but can we talk about how parenting manuals should come with a disclaimer? “May cause existential crises, questionable snack choices, and spontaneous crying in parking lots.” 🍷🔮 Let me tell you what…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Last Tuesday, I accidentally cried into my spreadsheet at 2 AM (we’ve all been there, right?). But here’s the twist – this messy moment…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the chamomile tea ☕. Last Tuesday, I canceled plans with my actual soulmate (my weighted blanket) to go on a date with a guy who described himself as a “spiritual…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat down with your thoughts and didn’t immediately reach for your phone? 🧐 For me, it was approximately… checks notes… never. Until I accidentally…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💬 Last week, I texted my partner “We need to talk” after he forgot (again) to take out the recycling. Cue the 48-hour Cold War of passive-aggressive dishwashing and…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has accidentally ghosted their bestie for two weeks because “busy” became their personality? 🙋♀️ Last month, my neglected monstera plant (RIP) taught me a brutal lesson about communication…
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