So there I was last Tuesday, Googling “why do men…” at 2 AM for the third night in a row 😅. My dating life had become a chaotic TikTok transition: one swipe left…
Read morePicture this: I’m crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, desperately shoving organic granola bars into my cart while my 4-year-old stages a Broadway-worthy meltdown over gluten-free waffles. 🥴 As other shoppers…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – who else has accidentally snorted latte through their nose mid-Bumble date when Mr. “6’2″ Actually” revealed he still sleeps with a Pokémon plushie collection? 🐹☕ No? Just…
Read moreLet me paint you a scene: There I was, sipping my third oat milk latte ☕ at 2pm, watching my 4-year-old enthusiastically explain to a confused barista why strawberry sprinkles belong on avocado…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has dramatically waved a spoon while arguing about which brand of hummus to buy? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly declared war over chickpea dip with my partner… until…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get real. Two weeks ago, I accidentally snorted sparkling water through my nose mid-date because I was so committed to being the ✨cool girl✨ who laughs at everything. Spoiler: He…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk all over my journal while trying to “find myself” through a TikTok-inspired meditation. As I blotted pages with cinnamon-dusted paper towels (don’t ask), it…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone scrolling Instagram mid-sentence? 🙃 Last week, I nearly broke up with my boyfriend over a cinnamon roll…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene: It’s 3 PM, I’m wearing my coziest cashmere socks 🧦, nursing a vanilla oat latte ☕, and having a full-blown existential crisis about adulthood. Again. That’s…
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