Okay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when we all thought adulting meant abandoning our “silly” creative hobbies? Turns out, my borderline-embarrassing glue gun addiction just bought me a weekend in Santorini. 🏖️ Let…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 🍷. Three years ago, my “empire” was a sad Etsy shop selling crocheted coffee cozies that maybe earned me enough for a fancy latte each week. Fast-forward to…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at my 14th embroidery hoop of the month while eating cold pizza at 2 AM. “This can’t be normal,” I thought. But then…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re scrubbing burnt cupcake batter off your oven at 2 AM, questioning every life choice? Yeah, me too. Hi, I’m Clara – former corporate drone, current candle mogul…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re staring at your laptop in a dimly lit café, pretending to enjoy your fourth oat milk latte of the day, and suddenly realize your soul has officially…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I never intended to become “that girl who sells crochet bikinis on Instagram.” This whole thing began because I needed therapy (cheaper than actual therapy, tbh) after…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has cried over burnt cookies at 2 AM while secretly dreaming of quitting their soul-crushing day job? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if your “side hustle” once involved…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re sipping your third latte of the day and suddenly think, “Wait… could my crochet obsession actually pay the bills?” 🧶☕️ Yeah, me too. That’s why I spent…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
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