Okay babes, let’s get real. Last year, I was that girl crying into her chai latte because my dating app matches ghosted faster than my bank account after rent day. Meanwhile, my macrame…
Read moreOkay, let’s start with a scene we’ve all almost lived: me, standing in a grocery store line six months post-divorce, holding a carton of oat milk and a sad-looking avocado, when my card…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has a Notes app filled with business ideas they swear they’ll launch “someday”? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever scrolled through Etsy at 2 AM thinking, “I…
Read moreOkay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when we all thought adulting meant abandoning our “silly” creative hobbies? Turns out, my borderline-embarrassing glue gun addiction just bought me a weekend in Santorini. 🏖️ Let…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 🍷. Three years ago, my “empire” was a sad Etsy shop selling crocheted coffee cozies that maybe earned me enough for a fancy latte each week. Fast-forward to…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at my 14th embroidery hoop of the month while eating cold pizza at 2 AM. “This can’t be normal,” I thought. But then…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re scrubbing burnt cupcake batter off your oven at 2 AM, questioning every life choice? Yeah, me too. Hi, I’m Clara – former corporate drone, current candle mogul…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re staring at your laptop in a dimly lit café, pretending to enjoy your fourth oat milk latte of the day, and suddenly realize your soul has officially…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I never intended to become “that girl who sells crochet bikinis on Instagram.” This whole thing began because I needed therapy (cheaper than actual therapy, tbh) after…
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