Why I Threw Out the Mom Rulebook (And You Should Too) 😜

Okay, real talk – who else just received a passive-aggressive text from their kid’s preschool teacher about forgetting “rainbow day” 🥴? Raises both hands while chugging lukewarm coffee. Let’s unpack this circus we…

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“Why I Swapped My Yoga Mat for Stand-Up Nights (And My Cortisol Levels Thank Me) ✨”

Okay, let’s get real – who else here has cried in a Whole Foods parking lot while stress-eating kale chips? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool. Anyway, last Tuesday I accidentally discovered my new…

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Motherhood Unfiltered: How Marriage & Meltdowns Taught Me to Grow (Spoiler: Wine Helps 🍷)

Okay ladies, real talk time. 👯♀️ Ever had one of those days where your toddler throws spaghetti at your new Zara blouse while your partner asks why dinner’s late… and you suddenly question…

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“Balance Is a Myth (And Other Lies I Tell Myself While Eating Ice Cream in the Bath) 🍦✨”

Okay ladies, real talk time. [sips matcha latte dramatically] Have you ever had one of those weeks where your skincare routine consists solely of crying in the shower? 🙃 Last Tuesday, I accidentally…

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“Remote Work Ruined My Life… And I’ve Never Been Happier? 😜”

Let me tell you a secret: I used to dream about working in pajamas. Now? I’ve accidentally worn my slippers to three Zoom meetings this month. 🐧 Welcome to the remote work revolution…

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“Plot Twist: My Toddler Runs the House (And Other Confessions of a Semi-Functional Parent)”

Okay friends, grab your lukewarm coffee and let’s get real 👇 I just spent 20 minutes negotiating with a tiny dictator wearing mismatched Paw Patrol socks about why we can’t eat toothpaste for…

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“Marriage & Parenting: The Ultimate Life Hack You Need to Know 🚀”

Okay, let’s get real for a second. Marriage and parenting? They’re like the ultimate life combo meal—except there’s no instruction manual, and sometimes the fries are cold. 😅 But hey, isn’t that what…

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“Mom vs. Dad: The Hilarious, Heartfelt Truths of Parenting We Never Saw Coming!”

Okay, let’s be real for a second. Parenting is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions—except the furniture is a tiny human who constantly changes the rules. 😂 As a mom,…

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