Okay, real talk – who else has had a period craving so intense you’d fight a raccoon for that last chocolate croissant? 🥐🐾 Raise your hand if you’ve ever canceled plans because your…
Read moreSo my bestie texted me last night: “Did you know our hormones literally change how we burn calories? 🤯” Cue me spilling my matcha latte all over my new leggings. Turns out, we’ve…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last night at 3 AM, I was elbow-deep in a TikTok rabbit hole about checks notes… medieval bread recipes? 🍞🕯️ Meanwhile, my eyeballs felt like sandpaper and my brain kept…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. grabs kombucha and sits cross-legged You know that moment when you’re halfway through a work meeting, your uterus decides to throw a silent tantrum, and suddenly you’re Googling “can…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real—who else has tried following their boyfriend’s workout plan only to end up exhausted, bloated, and crying over a dropped dumbbell? 🙋♀️ Guilty as charged. For years, I forced…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – last Tuesday I accidentally wore white jeans during “shark week” and spent 8 hours doing the awkward jacket-tied-around-waist shuffle. 😅 That’s when I realized: maybe fighting my…
Read moreLook, I used to think productivity gurus were secretly wizards 🧙♀️ who’d figured out how to freeze time. Meanwhile, I’d be over here accidentally wearing mismatched socks while simultaneously burning toast and forgetting…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real 💁♀️. Remember when I tried that viral 6AM bootcamp last winter? Spoiler: I lasted 3 days before crying into my matcha latte 🍵. Turns out, copying some influencer’s…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about the crimson tide we all secretly wish came with a snooze button. 🌊 Remember last month when I accidentally wore white linen pants during my heaviest flow…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has stared at their stained sheets at 3 AM and whispered, “What fresh hormonal hell is this?” 🙃 Last Tuesday, I found myself ugly-crying over a…
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