Okay babes, let’s get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. 🌋 Here’s the tea…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, scrubbing glitter glue off my favorite sweater (parenting hack: never wear nice clothes before bedtime stories), when my 8-year-old casually dropped this bomb: “Mom, you’re kinda like…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has stared at a salad while mentally calculating how many SoulCycle classes it’d take to burn off that cookie? 🙋♀️ I used to be that girl, until…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has spent actual money on skincare that promised to make me look like a dewy goddess but left me drier than the Sahara? 🙋♀️ Same, girl. After years…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🌱 Yesterday morning, I found myself chugging cold coffee while stepping over an untouched yoga mat. Again. Sound familiar? We’ve all fallen for those picture-perfect WellnessWarrior posts – the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I overheard two women at my local coffee shop passionately debating whether “always being honest” actually works in relationships. One claimed radical transparency saved her marriage; the…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. I’m sitting here in my coziest sweatpants, eating mint chocolate chip straight from the tub (don’t @ me), when it hits me: modern dating feels like trying to…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, my partner looked at me over cold pizza and said, “We need to break up.” My first thought? Cool, guess I’ll adopt 17 cats and start…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 I was elbow-deep in a bag of Doritos last night (Cool Ranch, duh) when my screen lit up with: “Hey gorgeous 😏 Wanna Netflix and…”…
Read moreOkay, real talk – when was the last time you actually tasted your food? Not while doomscrolling Instagram or speed-eating between Zoom meetings? 😅 Let me confess: I used to inhale kale salads…
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