Okay, real talk: Who else has opened their fridge at 7 PM only to stare at sad wilted kale and a mystery container of something that might’ve been hummus in 2019? 🙃 Raise…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 👀 When’s the last time you scrolled past a “5 Steps to Save Your Marriage!” post and felt instantly exhausted? Same. Today, I’m spilling the tea on why…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – who else has accidentally snorted latte through their nose mid-Bumble date when Mr. “6’2″ Actually” revealed he still sleeps with a Pokémon plushie collection? 🐹☕ No? Just…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🥗 Remember that time I tried to “adult” by meal-prepping quinoa bowls? They turned out looking like sad bird food, and I ended up rage-ordering pizza at 9…
Read moreOkay, let’s get weird for a second. Last Tuesday night, you would’ve found me sitting cross-legged on my living room floor having an intense conversation… with a bright yellow rubber duck. My boyfriend…
Read moreOkay but WHY am I still exhausted after three hours of “self-care” TikTok tutorials? 🥱📱 Let me paint you a picture: Me last Tuesday, submerged in a bathtub full of pastel bath bombs,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has dramatically waved a spoon while arguing about which brand of hummus to buy? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly declared war over chickpea dip with my partner… until…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get real. Two weeks ago, I accidentally snorted sparkling water through my nose mid-date because I was so committed to being the ✨cool girl✨ who laughs at everything. Spoiler: He…
Read moreEver had one of those days where you’re simultaneously binge-watching Netflix and doom-scrolling through wellness TikTok? 🙋♀️ Same. Last winter, I hit peak “adulting is hard” mode: surviving on iced lattes, sad desk…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have a “that girl” morning routine Pinterest board you’ve never actually used? 🙋♀️ [sips matcha while wearing mismatched socks] I used to be obsessed with cramming…
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