Let me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually has time for spirulina smoothie bowls at 6 AM or turmeric latte art? 🙃 Last month, I hit peak “adulting fails”: surviving on sad desk salads…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s get real. When someone says “meal prep,” do you immediately picture sad Tupperwares of steamed broccoli and unseasoned chicken? 🙄 Same. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment—until…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stormed out of a room mid-argument because “you just don’t get it”? 🙋♀️ ✨ Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by miscommunication in relationships….
Read moreOkay, so I just had THE most awkward coffee date of my life – and honey, I’ve survived Tinder ghosting and a guy who showed up wearing socks with sandals. 💀 Let’s talk…
Read moreOkay but WHY does everyone make meal planning sound like military training? 🍝💣 Last month, I tried one of those Pinterest-perfect “color-coded weekly meal charts” and ended up eating cereal for dinner while…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has accidentally ghosted their bestie for two weeks because “busy” became their personality? 🙋♀️ Last month, my neglected monstera plant (RIP) taught me a brutal lesson about communication…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕: Who else has stared at a fridge full of groceries while doom-scrolling Uber Eats? 🙋♀️ Guilty as charged. For years, I treated cooking like a chore invented to…
Read moreSo there I was at Whole Foods last Tuesday, wearing my “But First, Coffee” hoodie and staring blankly at a wall of chia seeds, when my yoga instructor-turned-frenemy Jessica glided by with a…
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