Okay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has scrolled through Instagram, seen those glowing WellnessWarriors with their matcha lattes and sunrise yoga poses, and thought: “Cool, but where’s the joy…
Read morePicture this: You’re sipping wine 🍷, wearing your “I woke up like this” messy bun, and casually mentioning that your partner’s habit of leaving socks everywhere makes you want to redecorate the house……
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 👀 You know that moment when your best friend texts you “new diet starts Monday!” while you’re sipping rosé🍷? Yeah, been there. For years, I chased “perfect” meal…
Read moreOkay, real talk 🥑 – who else has stared at a Pinterest-perfect meal prep photo and immediately felt like a failure? Raises both hands while eating cereal straight from the box. For years,…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has stared into their fridge at 7 PM and thought, “I could either eat this suspiciously wilted spinach… or order a pizza that’ll make my jeans hate…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 🙌🏼 Remember when I spent three months eating grilled chicken salads for lunch, chugging celery juice like it was my job, and still felt like a…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
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