Raise your hand if you’ve ever eaten a sad desk salad while answering emails… 🙋♀️ Exactly. Three years ago, I was that woman – surviving on 3pm vending machine raids and microwave meals…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🍷 The last time I tried “mindful eating,” I ended up rage-eating cold pizza over the sink while my Instant Pot judgmentally blinked “BURN NOTICE” from the counter. Sound…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: My idea of “cooking” used to be staring into the fridge at 8 PM while eating cold hummus straight from the tub. 🙃 Then one Tuesday, I ran into my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you took yourself out for dinner and didn’t feel like a sad rom-com montage? 🍝 Last summer, I accidentally became my own soulmate during a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has accidentally said “yes” to volunteering at the school bake sale while simultaneously agreeing to host book club and fold a mountain of laundry that’s judging you from…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last week I threw away $47 worth of rotten kale. 🌿💸 Between back-to-back Zoom meetings, picking up my kid’s forgotten science project, and that 2am panic about whether I’d actually…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when’s the last time you hung up the phone with a friend and actually felt lighter? 🦋 Like your soul did a little yoga stretch? For me, it was last…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has stared at those three little dots on Hinge until their eyeballs dried out? 🙋♀️ [insert crying-laughing emoji] I used to be that girl. You know, the…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else just realized their “home office” has slowly become a 24/7 panic room? 🚨 Last Tuesday, I found myself making coffee at midnight while mentally drafting Slack messages….
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