Okay, let’s get real. I almost cried yesterday when my friend tagged me in a beach photo where I wasn’t strategically positioned behind a palm tree. My thighs looked like actual human legs…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in a Peloton class? 🚴♀️💔 Last month, I did—mid-sprint, mascara everywhere—and that’s when it hit me: my “perfect life spreadsheet” was actually a…
Read moreSo… I ugly-cried in a Starbucks bathroom last Tuesday. 💼☕️ There I was, mascara dripping onto my linen blazer, wondering if I should burn my business plan and apply for a “normal job”…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think fitness meant chasing that “drenched-in-sweat-or-did-you-even-try?” aesthetic. 🏋️♀️ Cue me gasping on treadmill 3 at 6 AM, glaring at Instagram influencers deadlifting small cars. Then one morning,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I almost spilled my oat milk latte while writing this because my cat decided my keyboard was his throne. But that’s life, right? Messy, chaotic, and yet… weirdly magical if…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene. Last week, my bestie texted: “Girl, what’s your secret? You look 🔥!” And instead of my usual “Ugh, just cutting carbs” nonsense, I replied: “Deadlifted 200 lbs today….
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else’s brain come pre-installed with 47 browser tabs and a pop-up ad for “That Thing You Said in 2012” at 3 AM? 🥴 For years, my mind felt…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re knee-deep in a chocolate stash at 2 AM, thinking “Why does my body feel like a possessed Tamagotchi?” 👾🍫 Spoiler: Your menstrual cycle isn’t just Aunt Flo…
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