Let me paint you a picture: It’s 3 AM. I’m wearing mismatched socks, holding a screaming burrito-shaped human who definitely hates my singing voice, and suddenly it hits me – “I used to…
Read moreOkay, so I accidentally kept a plant alive… for six months. 😳 Let me explain why this is more shocking than the time I tried to “bronde” my hair during lockdown (RIP, bathroom…
Read moreOkay, let me start with a confession: last Tuesday, I ugly-cried in a Whole Foods parking lot because the cashier gave me a side-eye for buying another pint of vegan cookie dough. 🍪😭…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real 💁♀️ – when I first walked into the weightlifting section of my gym (you know, that area with all the grunting dudes and clanging plates), I half-expected someone…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. 🚨 Last month I found myself simultaneously: planning my cousin’s baby shower (I don’t even like pastel colors), dog-sitting for a coworker (allergic to fur, btw), and organizing a…
Read moreLet me set the scene: It’s 8:03 PM. I’m wearing yesterday’s mascara, holding a lukewarm coffee reheated three times, and negotiating with a toddler who just declared war on bedtime. My laptop glows…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💁♀️ I used to treat my menstrual cycle like an annoying roommate who showed up uninvited every month, ate all my chocolate, and left a mess. Then I discovered…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried in a Sephora dressing room? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Let’s just say my relationship with lipstick used to be… complicated. It wasn’t until I…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I literally curled up under my desk during lunch break clutching a stolen heat pad from Physio, wondering if anyone would notice if I transformed the…
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