Okay, ladies. Letβs talk about the elephant in the uterus. ππ You know that time when your body suddenly becomes a drama queen β bloating like a pufferfish, cramps staging a WWE match…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real. How many of you wake up feeling like youβve already lost the day before youβve even brushed your teeth? πβοΈ Raise your hand, no judgment here. I used…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real β last Tuesday I accidentally put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Again. β οΈ While scrubbing my tongue with a napkin at Starbucks, it hit me: when…
Read moreOkay ladies, letβs get real. I spilled matcha on my laptop yesterday while pitching to an investor over Zoom. The screen froze mid-sentence, my cat started yowling, and I accidentally flashed my “I…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last month, I accidentally wore white linen pants on Day 2 of my cycle because my calendar app lied to me about ovulation math. Cue the frantic pharmacy…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. Two years ago, if youβd told me Iβd be writing about ~vIbEs~ and ~eNeRgY aLiGnMeNt~, Iβd have laughed while downing my third espresso. I was your classic Type-A overachiever:…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I tried doing squats while holding my chihuahua (don’t ask) and accidentally taught him the macarena. ππ That’s when it hit me – fitness isn’t about…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I showed up to my 7 AM spin class wearing two different sneakers. Two. Different. Shoes. ππ When the perky instructor chirped “Let’s ignite our inner…
Read moreOkay babes, let me paint you a picture. There I was last Tuesday β yoga pants crusted with cat hair, mainlining my fourth oat milk latte, when my therapist casually asked: “What are…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat still for 10 minutes without reaching for your phone, mentally drafting your grocery list, or replaying that awkward thing you said in 2017?…
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