Okay real talk β who else used to treat Sundays like a gloomy pre-game for Mondayβs chaos? πβοΈ Raise your hand if your old Sunday routine involved panic-cleaning, doomscrolling Zillow listings for imaginary…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you tried to fold a fitted sheet without wanting to scream into the void? π Or spent 20 minutes Googling “how to remove candle wax…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. When did βwellnessβ become synonymous with chugging kale smoothies at 6 AM while doing yoga poses on a Himalayan salt rock? π Two years ago, I found myself crying…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone elseβs uterus just throw a full-on temper tantrum this month? π Mine basically staged a Shakespearean tragedy β complete with bloating, cramps that felt like tiny dragons breathing…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re simultaneously rage-scrolling through 37 tabs while stress-eating granola straight from the bag? Yeah, me neither. cough Let’s just say my nervous system recently filed for divorce from…
Read moreOkay girls, letβs get real. Remember when I tried that “no days off” bro-style gym plan last January? π Two weeks in, I was binge-eating peanut butter straight from the jar at 3…
Read moreOkay, real talk π: Who else has cried in a SoulCycle bathroom because your leggings felt tighter than yesterday? πβοΈ raises hand For years, I treated my body like a Tamagotchi – constantly…
Read moreOkay girl, let’s get real. Last winter I became that person – you know, the one who eats cold pizza for breakfast while watching ASMR vacuum cleaning videos? π My “personal growth” consisted…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think productivity meant chaining myself to a desk with 17 espresso shots until my eyeballs vibrated. Then I burned out harder than a birthday candle at a…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real β who else has ugly-cried into their oat milk latte while doomscrolling through ThatGirl morning routines? πβοΈβ Last year, I hit peak “hot mess” status: panic attacks during Zoom…
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