Okay, letβs get real. Iβm sitting here with my third oat milk latte βοΈ, wearing yesterdayβs mascara (fight me), and suddenly it hits me: Why does everyone talk about “leaning in” but never…
Read moreOkay, real talk β who else bought a $28 monstera plant during the pandemic wellness craze only to accidentally drown it in kombucha while journaling about “self-care glow-ups”? πβοΈπ± Mine died a dramatic…
Read moreOkay ladies, letβs get real β when was the last time you bragged about surviving on 4 hours of sleep like itβs some productivity badge of honor? π Raise your hand if youβve…
Read moreOkay, real talk β how many of you rolled your eyes at the term βself-careβ this week? πβοΈ I used to think it meant sipping kale smoothies while journaling affirmations at sunriseβ¦ until…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday, I found myself sitting across from a hedge fund manager-turned-yoga instructor who spent 20 minutes explaining why pineapple does belong on pizza ππ while secretly swiping…
Read moreOkay ladies, letβs get real for a sec. Who elseβs uterus occasionally acts like a dramatic Shakespearean heroine? π Cue the crampy soliloquies, mysterious mood swings, and that one rogue pimple that shows…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think yoga was just glorified stretching for people who drink kale smoothies unironically. π Then life hit me with a plot twist β chronic back pain at…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last month I found myself crying over a kale salad while watching some fitness influencer do handstand pushups in Bali. π΄ “Why can’t I stick to anything?!” I…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: There I was, ugly-crying into my oat milk latte at Starbucks because my job felt meaningless, my dating life was a dumpster fire π₯, and my credit…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real β who else has accidentally worn their leggings inside-out to yoga class and cried over spilt oat milk this week? π Raise your hand if chaos is your…
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