Let’s get real for a sec: last month, I ugly-cried into a Trader Joe’s frozen lasagna while rewatching The Notebook for the 17th time. Heartbreak? Oh honey, I invented it. But here’s the…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: There I was, sitting in my favorite coffee shop with mascara halfway down my cheeks (waterproof my ass), furiously coloring outside the lines of a kid’s menu…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 💁♀️. Last Tuesday, I accidentally texted my therapist “love you!” instead of “see you!” and spent 47 minutes contemplating witness protection programs. But you know what’s more awkward than…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 💸 Raise your hand if you’ve ever done any of these: – Held your breath while checking your bank balance – Felt guilty buying a $7…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally overdrafted my account buying another scented candle labeled “financial security” (irony, I know). As I sat there sniffing vanilla-lavender regret, it hit me: My relationship…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec 💁♀️ Ever had one of those days where your AirPods die during spin class, your boss sends 47 Slack messages before noon, and your dating app…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – who else has tried every $75 serum only to wake up looking like a pepperoni pizza? 🙋♀️ Last month, I found myself rage-texting my bestie at 2AM:…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried into a pint of ice cream while watching that scene from The Notebook? 🙋♀️ No judgment here. But what if I told…
Read moreOkay, so I accidentally kept a plant alive… for six months. 😳 Let me explain why this is more shocking than the time I tried to “bronde” my hair during lockdown (RIP, bathroom…
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