Okay, let’s get real. The first time I tried a “clean” mascara, I looked like I’d ugly-cried through a sandstorm. Flakes everywhere. Lashes glued together. My cat side-eyed me like “Girl, is this…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 💄 – I used to slather on foundation like I was frosting a cinnamon roll. My “glam” routine involved enough powder to trigger a snowstorm warning, and don’t…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last week, I stumbled into my local coffee shop looking like a raccoon who’d binge-watched Netflix until 3 AM (because… I had). But instead of the…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you watched a runway show and thought, “Gorgeous, but I’d look like a glittery raccoon if I tried that”? 🦝✨ Same, babe. Last month, though, I…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. One time, I bumped into my ex at a coffee shop while wearing yesterday’s mascara smudges and a “I definitely didn’t sleep” vibe. 💀 Since then, I’ve made it…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who actually has time for a 12-step skincare routine followed by a full glam beat every single morning? 🙋♀️… said no one ever. As someone who’s perpetually running late (hi,…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I literally rolled out of bed 20 minutes before my client call, scraped last night’s mascara flakes off my cheeks, and somehow still got three DMs…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the tea: I once tried to contour my face using a YouTube tutorial and ended up looking like a Picasso painting. 🎨 Sound familiar? Listen, makeup isn’t about perfection—it’s about…
Read moreOkay, so I just had a full-circle makeup moment this morning. Picture this: me, half-awake, accidentally using highlighter as eyeshadow (don’t ask), and STILL getting complimented at the coffee shop. 🥴 That’s when…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies: how many times have you scrolled past a “5-minute makeup tutorial” and rolled your eyes so hard you saw your brain? 🙄 Same. As someone who’s chronically late and…
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