Okay, real talk: who else has scrolled through fitness influencer posts and immediately felt… tired? 🙃 That was me three months ago, slumped on my couch with a heating pad and a third…
Read moreOkay but can we talk about how parenting manuals should come with a disclaimer? “May cause existential crises, questionable snack choices, and spontaneous crying in parking lots.” 🍷🔮 Let me tell you what…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreOkay moms, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, whispering “ommm” while my 4-year-old lobbed organic rice puffs at a startled stock clerk. 🥴…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else just googled “how to keep tiny humans alive” yesterday? 🙋♀️ Between diaper blowouts and 3 AM existential crises about screen time, I’ve decided parenting is just adult life…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. Parenting is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions—everyone’s doing it differently, and somehow, we all end up with something that kinda works? 🙃…
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