Okay babes, let’s get real. Remember when I posted that sweaty gym selfie last January with NewYearNewMe? 🙈 Yeah, that lasted exactly 11 days. Turns out, forcing myself into spandex to awkwardly lunge…
Read moreOkay girls, real talk: when’s the last time you felt powerful during a workout? Like, “I-could-literally-bench-press-my-ex’s-ego” powerful? 💁♀️💪 If your answer involves endless cardio or those pastel resistance bands from 2017… babe, we…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kid’s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. 🥔 Classic “mom brain”? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 💁♀️ Remember when we all bought matching yoga mats during lockdown, convinced we’d emerge as sculpted goddesses? Spoiler alert – mine became a permanent cat bed by week…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve declared “New Year New Me” while clutching a kale smoothie… well, I could probably buy Peloton stock. 🙃 For…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – I used to think fitness was a one-size-fits-all spandex situation. Then I turned 35 and discovered my body responds to burpees like Taylor Swift responds to breakups…
Read moreOkay real talk ladies – how many of us have DM’d that girl from pilates class like “OMG PLS share your routine”?? 🙋🏼♀️ Guilty as charged. But here’s the tea ☕️: after copying…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I nearly cried in the squat rack last week. Not because the weights were heavy, but because my “perfect” fitness plan had turned me into a hangry raccoon with existential…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I literally cried over spilled protein powder. There I was – 9PM, unread emails blinking like judgmental fairies, a yoga mat collecting dust since the Paleolithic era, and…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when I tried that “6-Pack in 6 Days” program from Insta? Spoiler: I got a 1-pack (just perpetual bloating) and a vendetta against fitness influencers. 🙃 Turns…
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