🌪️ Okay, let’s get real for a second. When was the last time you felt truly still? Not that fake “I’m meditating but actually making grocery lists in my head” stillness. I’m talking…
Read moreLet’s get real – if mornings were a TikTok trend, most of us would be stuck watching the “Before Sunrise” filter glitch into a pixelated dumpster fire. 🚮 I used to treat sunrise…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I woke up to the sound of my coffee machine sputtering like an angry cat. Not because I’d programmed it, but because my dog stepped…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea – who else bought 17 self-help books during lockdown only to end up using them as coasters? 🙋♀️ raises hand guiltily But hear me out: after my third existential…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s spill the tea ☕️. Last winter, I hit what I call my “millennial meltdown” phase – crying over burnt avocado toast, doom-scrolling through LinkedIn layoff stories, and accidentally liking my…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I accidentally murdered a succulent. 🍃💔 There I was, sipping oat milk lattes and binge-watching Marie Kondo documentaries, convinced that buying a tiny cactus named Steve…
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