Okay, real talk: how many of you have a βthat girlβ morning routine Pinterest board youβve never actually used? πβοΈ [sips matcha while wearing mismatched socks] I used to be obsessed with cramming…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve declared “New Year New Me” while clutching a kale smoothie… well, I could probably buy Peloton stock. π For…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real β I used to think fitness was a one-size-fits-all spandex situation. Then I turned 35 and discovered my body responds to burpees like Taylor Swift responds to breakups…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. sips matcha latte dramatically βοΈ Remember when “health” meant chugging kale smoothies while crying on a treadmill at sunrise? Yeah, me too. Two months ago, I was that girl…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has felt like a failed pretzel in yoga class? πβοΈ Picture me three years ago β neon leggings, Instagram-worthy mat, and absolutely zero ability to touch my toes…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. π―βοΈ Remember when I proudly posted that sunrise yoga pic with WellnessQueen? Yeah…turns out I was secretly mainlining caramel macchiatos and crying over Excel sheets by noon. π…
Read moreOkay real talk ladies – how many of us have DM’d that girl from pilates class like “OMG PLS share your routine”?? ππΌβοΈ Guilty as charged. But here’s the tea βοΈ: after copying…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real for a sec. π How many of us have pinned that aesthetic 5 AM wellness routine with green juice, journaling, and sunrise yogaβ¦ only to end up rage-scrolling…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I nearly cried in the squat rack last week. Not because the weights were heavy, but because my “perfect” fitness plan had turned me into a hangry raccoon with existential…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I literally cried over spilled protein powder. There I was β 9PM, unread emails blinking like judgmental fairies, a yoga mat collecting dust since the Paleolithic era, and…
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