Okay, real talk over matcha lattes ☕: When did “being healthy” start feeling like a part-time job nobody pays us for? Between Instagram influencers doing sunrise pilates and TikTokers chugging celery juice, I…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. 👯♀️ Yesterday at my local café, I overheard two women debating whether they should “punish” themselves with an extra spin class after sharing a croissant. Meanwhile, my 60-year-old…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, my bestie FaceTimed me mid-plank (rude) and said, “Girl, are you training for the Olympics or just avoiding adulting?” 💀 I nearly face-planted laughing – but she’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: How many of you have secretly hated your “wellness journey” at 6 AM while chugging kale smoothies and glaring at a treadmill? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last month, I caught…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies – how many of you have bookmarked a “perfect 6-week bikini body plan” only to quit halfway through leg day? 🙋♀️ raises protein-shake-stained hand dramatically I used to be…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. My relationship with fitness used to be… complicated. 🥴 I’d scroll through Instagram, see those fitspo posts with women doing handstand push-ups in matching neon leggings, and immediately think:…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when I posted that sweaty gym selfie last January with NewYearNewMe? 🙈 Yeah, that lasted exactly 11 days. Turns out, forcing myself into spandex to awkwardly lunge…
Read moreOkay girls, real talk: when’s the last time you felt powerful during a workout? Like, “I-could-literally-bench-press-my-ex’s-ego” powerful? 💁♀️💪 If your answer involves endless cardio or those pastel resistance bands from 2017… babe, we…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – the last time I tried “embracing fitness,” I ended up crying in downward dog while my cat judged me. 🐈⬛😂 But after years of cycling through kale smoothie…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kid’s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. 🥔 Classic “mom brain”? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…
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