Okay real talk – who else grew up believing “family time” meant matching pajamas and Instagram-worthy breakfast spreads? 🙃 Last month, I nearly had a meltdown when my toddler finger-painted the cat during…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when did standing in my kitchen chopping zucchini become more therapeutic than my actual therapy sessions? 🧘♀️ Two years ago, I’d have laughed if you told me I’d voluntarily spend…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, scrubbing glitter glue off my favorite sweater (parenting hack: never wear nice clothes before bedtime stories), when my 8-year-old casually dropped this bomb: “Mom, you’re kinda like…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else got bombarded with “So when are the kids coming?” at their wedding reception? 🙋♀️ Let’s unpack that glitter-coated pressure cooker called “building a family.” Spoiler: My husband…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Remember that viral TikTok last week showing a picture-perfect family baking cookies together while discussing philosophy? Yeah, me neither – because that’s not how real…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has googled “how to stay married after kids” at 2 AM while rocking a screaming toddler? 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: last Tuesday, my “date night…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about this whole “happily ever after” business 👰♀️💍. Two years ago, I stood in a David’s Bridal dressing room ugly-crying into a tulle monstrosity that cost more than…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else’s toddler interrogates them about cloud formations during rush hour traffic? 👶🍼 Yesterday, mine hit me with “Mama, why don’t airplanes wear hats?” while I was parallel parking….
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary lattes ☕. Three years ago, I nearly filed divorce papers because my husband used my $48 French face cream as FOOT LOTION. 💀 While I…
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