Okay, real talk ladies – how many of you have bookmarked a “perfect 6-week bikini body plan” only to quit halfway through leg day? 🙋♀️ raises protein-shake-stained hand dramatically I used to be…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. My relationship with fitness used to be… complicated. 🥴 I’d scroll through Instagram, see those fitspo posts with women doing handstand push-ups in matching neon leggings, and immediately think:…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when I posted that sweaty gym selfie last January with NewYearNewMe? 🙈 Yeah, that lasted exactly 11 days. Turns out, forcing myself into spandex to awkwardly lunge…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kid’s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. 🥔 Classic “mom brain”? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve declared “New Year New Me” while clutching a kale smoothie… well, I could probably buy Peloton stock. 🙃 For…
Read moreOkay real talk ladies – how many of us have DM’d that girl from pilates class like “OMG PLS share your routine”?? 🙋🏼♀️ Guilty as charged. But here’s the tea ☕️: after copying…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I nearly cried in the squat rack last week. Not because the weights were heavy, but because my “perfect” fitness plan had turned me into a hangry raccoon with existential…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Remember when I tried that “6-Pack in 6 Days” program from Insta? Spoiler: I got a 1-pack (just perpetual bloating) and a vendetta against fitness influencers. 🙃 Turns…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you actually enjoyed a workout? 🧐 For years, I treated exercise like a punishment for eating pizza – endless treadmill sessions while binge-watching Netflix, “wellness”…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has stared at a treadmill like it’s a medieval torture device? 🙋♀️ Two months ago, I nearly canceled my gym membership after crying through yet another soul-sucking HIIT…
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