Okay, so I just had a full-circle makeup moment this morning. Picture this: me, half-awake, accidentally using highlighter as eyeshadow (don’t ask), and STILL getting complimented at the coffee shop. 🥴 That’s when…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies: how many times have you scrolled past a “5-minute makeup tutorial” and rolled your eyes so hard you saw your brain? 🙄 Same. As someone who’s chronically late and…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 🍷✨ Remember that scene in rom-coms where the heroine dramatically throws out her entire wardrobe? That was me last summer – except instead of a cute montage, I ugly-cried…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you looked at a trendy jumpsuit and thought “YAAAS, that’s SO 37-year-old-me!”? 🙃 Exactly. Society loves shoving us into “age-appropriate” boxes like we’re expired milk,…
Read moreOkay confession time: Who else spent 10 minutes this morning untangling necklaces instead of, I don’t know, drinking coffee like a civilized human? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly cried when my “quick” grocery…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. You’ve watched every GRWM video, bought that viral TikTok foundation, and still… your makeup somehow ends up looking like a toddler went ham with a Crayola set. Been…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I showed up to a bougie rooftop brunch in what was essentially a glorified nap outfit: billowy linen pants, a cropped cashmere sweater, and gasp sneakers. My…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Remember that time I accidentally gave myself clown cheeks with bronzer? 🎨 Or when I used a “gentle” exfoliator that left me redder than a lobster?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🐱👩🎨 Imagine this: You’re rushing to prep for a Zoom meeting and a dinner date (because adulting means double-booking yourself into oblivion), only to find Mr….
Read moreOkay girls, let me tell you about the time I accidentally gave myself clown blush during a Zoom meeting 😅. There I was, trying to nail that “sun-kissed glow” from some TikTok tutorial,…
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