You know that moment when you’re sipping oat milk latte at a cute café, pretending to journal… but really just watching strangers scroll through TikTok like zombies? 👀 That was me three months…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene. Last week, my bestie texted: “Girl, what’s your secret? You look 🔥!” And instead of my usual “Ugh, just cutting carbs” nonsense, I replied: “Deadlifted 200 lbs today….
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else’s brain come pre-installed with 47 browser tabs and a pop-up ad for “That Thing You Said in 2012” at 3 AM? 🥴 For years, my mind felt…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreEver had a meltdown in the cereal aisle because your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open? 🥣💥 Yeah, me too. Let’s talk about how “getting things done” became my toxic…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – who actually wakes up glowing like a Disney princess when the alarm blares? 🙄 For years, my “morning routine” involved hitting snooze 7 times, chugging cold brew like…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. 👯♀️ Picture this: Last Tuesday, I stood in line at my favorite coffee shop wearing the cutest thrifted blazer (10/10 sustainable flex), mentally rehearsing how to ask for oat…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I once murdered a cactus. In my defense, it looked thirsty! 😅 If you’ve ever cried over wilted basil or apologized to a crispy fern, welcome to the club. Small…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. When was the last time you guilt-free did nothing? And no, scrolling TikTok for 3 hours while stress-eating granola doesn’t count. I’m talking about actual rest—where your brain isn’t…
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