Okay real talk – when’s the last time you actually used that pineapple-shaped cheese board? 🍍 You know, the one collecting dust next to your unused juicer and “aspirational” scented candles? Two years…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I almost cried yesterday when my friend tagged me in a beach photo where I wasn’t strategically positioned behind a palm tree. My thighs looked like actual human legs…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in a Peloton class? 🚴♀️💔 Last month, I did—mid-sprint, mascara everywhere—and that’s when it hit me: my “perfect life spreadsheet” was actually a…
Read moreSo… I ugly-cried in a Starbucks bathroom last Tuesday. 💼☕️ There I was, mascara dripping onto my linen blazer, wondering if I should burn my business plan and apply for a “normal job”…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re sipping oat milk latte 473 this week and suddenly realize your self-care routine involves more screen time than soul time? 🙃 That was me three months ago…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think fitness meant chasing that “drenched-in-sweat-or-did-you-even-try?” aesthetic. 🏋️♀️ Cue me gasping on treadmill 3 at 6 AM, glaring at Instagram influencers deadlifting small cars. Then one morning,…
Read moreRaise your hand if your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open right now 🙋♀️. Between client meetings, school pickup lines, and remembering to water that suspiciously resilient orchid I got…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last Tuesday, I burned my morning coffee twice because I was too busy mentally rehearsing a work email that didn’t even matter. Sound familiar? That’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: does anyone else’s desk look like a unicorn threw up on it after a 3-day glitter bender? 🦄✨ For years, I wore my chaos like a badge of honor –…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I almost spilled my oat milk latte while writing this because my cat decided my keyboard was his throne. But that’s life, right? Messy, chaotic, and yet… weirdly magical if…
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