Okay ladies, let’s get real 💁♀️. Remember when I tried that viral 6AM bootcamp last winter? Spoiler: I lasted 3 days before crying into my matcha latte 🍵. Turns out, copying some influencer’s…
Read moreOkay real talk, babes 🍷… When I spent 2020 perfecting my chia pudding and doomscrolling through 387 different yoga tutorials, I thought I’d cracked the “self-care” code. Spoiler: My adrenal glands filed a…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea – who else bought 17 self-help books during lockdown only to end up using them as coasters? 🙋♀️ raises hand guiltily But hear me out: after my third existential…
Read moreOkay, confession time 🫣: I used to be that girl who considered “organized chaos” a personality trait. My desk looked like a stationery store exploded, my Google Calendar had more abandoned events than…
Read moreSo there I was this morning, phone buzzing with 37 notifications before my oat milk latte even finished frothing. My eyeballs darted between a TikTok about “quiet luxury” handbags and a CNN alert…
Read moreOkay, real talk – did anyone else’s pandemic-era couch potato phase leave their home looking like a storage unit threw up? 🙈 Last year, I accidentally turned my living room into a shrine…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies… When my therapist suggested meditation instead of my nightly Cabernet coping mechanism? I laughed so hard I spilled rosé on my yoga pants. 🍷💃 But three panic attacks and…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else is tired of “wellness” advice that makes you want to crawl under a weighted blanket and never adult again? 🙋♀️ You know the drill – kale smoothies that…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to wake up like a panicked meerkat scanning for predators. Alarm blaring, Instagram-scrolling before my eyelids fully opened, chugging cold brew while mentally drafting 17 to-do lists. My…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I found myself crying over spilled oat milk latte at 7 AM while wearing yesterday’s mascara. That’s when I realized: ”Girl, you need a…
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